Tjumiq

To chat online with a girl you've never met before and try to charm her with your humor and good looking dickpics just to get some ugly-ass nudes from her cause you're bored and have no better hobbies, and after you score you start avoiding her and pass to the next target.

Judas : omg you're eyes are so red, were you smoking weed ?

James : nah man, I spent the whole night "tjumiqing" with a random TWAT
Judas : nice, classic fuckboy !

Tjumiq by SnaggyPotter June 16, 2018

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