Toivo 

A guy who genuinely cares about his friends, usually uses insults to show this but he means no offense. usually blonde and his dick is bigger than carters.

Toivo is so fucken awesome

Toivo by Big dong Toivo November 14, 2020

Toivo 

another name for a toilet brush

ewww. is that Toivo?

Toivo by Saimi February 4, 2010

toivoklaar 

Named after an EU official that enabled a genocide in 2023, toivoklaar describes a person devoid of morality.

“Hey, did you hear that Johnny watched his puppy drown but was too busy smoking weed?”

“Yeah, that motherfucker is a total toivoklaar.”

toivoklaar by Dictionaryants October 13, 2023

TiVo Syndrome 

When someone who has a TiVo or DVR system tries fast-forwarding though live TV out of a habit of viewing recorded programs.

Some may pause during a commercial and try to blow some time so that they may eventually skip through commercials.

What's she doing?

Oh, she's got TiVo Syndrome. She thinks that everything is already pre-recorded.

TiVo Syndrome by JEWSIAN. August 14, 2010

tivo snooze 

the act of pausing live tv via TiVo... in order to be woken up when it catches up to live television.
(1st gen TiVo = 30min snooze)

"are you getting up megan? ok, i'm just going to tivo snooze once." zzzzzzzzzzzz.

tivo snooze by zzz zzz zzzzzzzzzzzz September 23, 2011

toiloitering 

An event or occurrence where one needs to be near a toilet because of digestive or medical condition.

alt: toiloiter

Albert had been toiloitering all day long after having a double burrito supreme.

toiloitering by gordy June 3, 2007

Shi-tivo

a state of television frustration.

example-When your wife or girlfriend simultaneously records crap shows (ex. Jerseylicious, Billy the Exterminator, or Real Housewives of the...) on the DVR, thus preventing quality television viewing.

I wanted to watch the game last night, but Tina logjammed the DVR with garbage. Shi-tivo!

Shi-tivo by initech_cmart February 21, 2011