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A Tivon is a boy who loves nature but at the same time loves big cities. He loves going to parties and having a good time with alcohol and girls. A Tivon is usually popular due to his sense of humour, his good looks and his religion (usually Jewish). A Tivon is interested in girlfriends that usually only last a day or two. A Tivon is fun, spirited and has a zest for life. everybody loves Tivon. oh and lastly Tivon's love shaking their booty's.
'Oh who's that in the tree'
'Its a tivon!'
Tivon by dogalicious September 14, 2011
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A 6ft lengthy black man. Has a crush on a girl with a name that starts with J. enjoys animes of the type Dragon Ball Z, Naruto,Ect. Loves to suck on bananas while moaning out the name " Jose". Tivon often watches porn and plays playstation at the same time. A Tivon loves to paint, Mirror and spread legs, thats right. Tivon likes to paint taints. He will do anything and everything to see your taint just to paint. find your self a Tivon.
Girl: What the fuck was that.

Boy: Thats a fucking Tivon! Cover your Taints!!!!
Tivon: " slaps girls taint"

Girl: I got Taint Slapped By Tivon!
Tivon by Narutodragonballer September 12, 2020
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Tivon • Tivonnie • tivona • TiVonition • Tivonte • timon • tivo • Tavon • tigon • Tionna

whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion've 

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Person 2: What the fuck?

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1. A female name normally associated with a vibrant, happy go lucky, full of energy, kindred spirit.

This female is usually gorgeous, and her beauty is not only skin deep- she does not lack in compassion and love for others and all living things.

Family means a great deal to this person, as do friends.

Tionni almost always has a string of boys following her around, hoping to win her heart..

With big eyes and a gentle heart and heaps of talent, it's no wonder everyone wants to be her friend. And true friends she has..
She is such a great person and so beautiful inside and out. She must be a Tionni.
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When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.
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whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion's''ll 

When you're really smart and want to flaunt it
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