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toiloitering
An event or occurrence where one needs to be near a toilet because of digestive or medical condition.
alt: toiloiter
alt: toiloiter
toiloitering by gordy June 3, 2007
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Toiloiter
verb
gerund or present participle: toiloitering
sit on the toilet avoidantly with a purpose that is not gastrointestinally related, esp. as in students evading classwork
gerund or present participle: toiloitering
sit on the toilet avoidantly with a purpose that is not gastrointestinally related, esp. as in students evading classwork
When the teacher tried unsuccessfully to retrieve her students toiloitering in the bathroom to avoid their math lesson, she angrily shrieked, “F@&# this! I don’t give a s@&# if you ever understand fractions!”
Toiloiter by Julie Oolie September 29, 2023
tiloot
A stinky, unbearably ugly, chopped worker who never leads, only follows. The type of person who reeks up every room they walk into. A Tiloot is stuck forever at the bottom, working for others, never the boss, always begging for scraps. No ambition, no respect, no control. Just a smelly, clueless follower who drags everyone else down with them.
He talks big online, but in real life he’s just a tiloot
He talks big online, but in real life he’s just a tiloot
tiloot by peter gaming August 30, 2025
tiloot
A bumbling idiot who never knows what’s going on, stinks and I mean STINKS! And has absolutely zero follow-through. A tiloot starts projects but never finishes them, constantly leaves tasks half-done, and thinks they can code but can't do anything. Basically, the walking embodiment of failure. A tiloot is the kind of person who can’t finish the simplest task, always smells a little off, and somehow manages to be both clueless and annoying at the same time. Basically, the ultimate bumbling fool.
tiloot by peter gaming August 30, 2025
tiloot
tiloot: noun
A person of unparalleled excellence, a true mastermind and natural leader who excels in every endeavor. Often described as a superhero or even a god-like figure, a tiloot is the epitome of confidence, skill, and influence. When someone is a tiloot, they don’t just succeed—they redefine success.
A person of unparalleled excellence, a true mastermind and natural leader who excels in every endeavor. Often described as a superhero or even a god-like figure, a tiloot is the epitome of confidence, skill, and influence. When someone is a tiloot, they don’t just succeed—they redefine success.
tiloot by Cole Gauge February 2, 2026
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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