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toiloitering
An event or occurrence where one needs to be near a toilet because of digestive or medical condition.
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toiloitering by gordy June 3, 2007
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toiloitte
The results of hiring an expensive and ineffective firm of management consultants to come and burn a pile of your money for you.
Well, now that Toiloitte have delivered their report and gone, we can get back to doing some real work.
toiloitte by Dr Cassidy November 25, 2022
Toiloiter
verb
gerund or present participle: toiloitering
sit on the toilet avoidantly with a purpose that is not gastrointestinally related, esp. as in students evading classwork
gerund or present participle: toiloitering
sit on the toilet avoidantly with a purpose that is not gastrointestinally related, esp. as in students evading classwork
When the teacher tried unsuccessfully to retrieve her students toiloitering in the bathroom to avoid their math lesson, she angrily shrieked, “F@&# this! I don’t give a s@&# if you ever understand fractions!”
Toiloiter by Julie Oolie September 29, 2023
tiloot
A stinky, unbearably ugly, chopped worker who never leads, only follows. The type of person who reeks up every room they walk into. A Tiloot is stuck forever at the bottom, working for others, never the boss, always begging for scraps. No ambition, no respect, no control. Just a smelly, clueless follower who drags everyone else down with them.
He talks big online, but in real life he’s just a tiloot
He talks big online, but in real life he’s just a tiloot
tiloot by peter gaming August 30, 2025
tiloot
A bumbling idiot who never knows what’s going on, stinks and I mean STINKS! And has absolutely zero follow-through. A tiloot starts projects but never finishes them, constantly leaves tasks half-done, and thinks they can code but can't do anything. Basically, the walking embodiment of failure. A tiloot is the kind of person who can’t finish the simplest task, always smells a little off, and somehow manages to be both clueless and annoying at the same time. Basically, the ultimate bumbling fool.
tiloot by peter gaming August 30, 2025
tiloot
tiloot: noun
A person of unparalleled excellence, a true mastermind and natural leader who excels in every endeavor. Often described as a superhero or even a god-like figure, a tiloot is the epitome of confidence, skill, and influence. When someone is a tiloot, they don’t just succeed—they redefine success.
A person of unparalleled excellence, a true mastermind and natural leader who excels in every endeavor. Often described as a superhero or even a god-like figure, a tiloot is the epitome of confidence, skill, and influence. When someone is a tiloot, they don’t just succeed—they redefine success.
tiloot by Cole Gauge February 2, 2026
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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