Toiloot

Products pilfered from other people's lavatories.

Seriously man, look at this aftershave. Toilooted!

by iMillie December 24, 2012

toiloitering

An event or occurrence where one needs to be near a toilet because of digestive or medical condition.

alt: toiloiter

Albert had been toiloitering all day long after having a double burrito supreme.

by gordy June 3, 2007

toiloitte

The results of hiring an expensive and ineffective firm of management consultants to come and burn a pile of your money for you.

Well, now that Toiloitte have delivered their report and gone, we can get back to doing some real work.

by Dr Cassidy November 25, 2022

Toiloiter

verb
gerund or present participle: toiloitering

sit on the toilet avoidantly with a purpose that is not gastrointestinally related, esp. as in students evading classwork

When the teacher tried unsuccessfully to retrieve her students toiloitering in the bathroom to avoid their math lesson, she angrily shrieked, “F@&# this! I don’t give a s@&# if you ever understand fractions!”

by Julie Oolie September 29, 2023

tiloot

tiloot: noun

A person of unparalleled excellence, a true mastermind and natural leader who excels in every endeavor. Often described as a superhero or even a god-like figure, a tiloot is the epitome of confidence, skill, and influence. When someone is a tiloot, they don’t just succeed—they redefine success.

"He led the team to victory in under 10 minutes—total tiloot energy."

by Cole Gauge February 2, 2026

tiloot

A stinky, unbearably ugly, chopped worker who never leads, only follows. The type of person who reeks up every room they walk into. A Tiloot is stuck forever at the bottom, working for others, never the boss, always begging for scraps. No ambition, no respect, no control. Just a smelly, clueless follower who drags everyone else down with them.
He talks big online, but in real life he’s just a tiloot

Connor you're such a tiloot!

by peter gaming August 30, 2025

tiloot

A bumbling idiot who never knows what’s going on, stinks and I mean STINKS! And has absolutely zero follow-through. A tiloot starts projects but never finishes them, constantly leaves tasks half-done, and thinks they can code but can't do anything. Basically, the walking embodiment of failure. A tiloot is the kind of person who can’t finish the simplest task, always smells a little off, and somehow manages to be both clueless and annoying at the same time. Basically, the ultimate bumbling fool.

Bro, you forgot your own birthday? You’re such a tiloot.

by peter gaming August 30, 2025