ToiletKiss

When you are in the act of shitting and the splash from your shit hits your asshole

Man, My shit was so big I got a bundle of ToiletKisses

by AsswipeMagoo August 6, 2018

Toiletless

A country where people have low access to toilets, or can't be convinced to use toilets.
Pakistan and India are 2 good examples.

Go build and convince your people to use toilets, you toiletless countries.

by Shiine-1 February 17, 2022

Toiletless

A country/place without toilets. Example Pakistan. As of October 2018, Pakistan has 42% toilet coverage. Their common population does not know this fact about their country but they think that their neighbouring country India has lack of toilets, which it had earlier but now has WHO appreciation for making the country ODF free. India has 98% coverage and toiletless country Pakistan has 42% coverage.

Due to this problem, pakistan is one of the only 3 countries to have polio still active, which spreads by faecal matter entering digestive system, which is again caused by open defecation.

Sam: Which country is toiletless?
Joe: Pakistan
Sam: But pakistanis call India toiletless?
Joe: Because they form their narratives on few pictures found on internet, or some memes, or movies. In reality, pakistan is toiletless with 42% toilet coverage. They just hate to accept reality and speak whatever suits to help them with their inferiority complex.

by SamWisdom September 8, 2019

toiletbiscuit

A media critic whose opinions are equivalent to the deodorizer cakes you find in urinals.

A toiletbiscuit I follow got real pissed off when his opinions got real pissed on.

by itsm3youknow April 15, 2015

Toilet Kiss

When you poop and toiler water splashes up into your butt hole.

I just took a poop and it gave me a toilet kiss.

by siriusblacktho December 23, 2016

Skibidi-Toiletism

A religion dedicated to Skibidi Toilet.

"Ever since I've converted to Skibidi-Toiletism, I've been so much happier! Skibidi bop bop bop bop yes yes yes yes skibidi bop."

by cornobbled November 1, 2023

India is toiletless

Although India does have almost 100% toilet coverage, most aren't clean, and many Indians will still prefer to poop anywhere outside and some even worship them instead of use them. This means the sentence is still usable somehow.

Fun Fact: Don't use this sentence on Reddit, people will downvote, ban, or report you for racism despite the fact.

Comment : India is toiletless.
*Few minutes later*
Reddit message : You're permanently banned from r/(interesting) for hate speech.
That commenter : It's just the mods who can't stand with this fact and call it hate speech. India needs cleaners to clean public toilets and convince all people to use them to prove this fact wrong.

by Shiine-1 May 10, 2025