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When you poop and toiler water splashes up into your butt hole.
I just took a poop and it gave me a toilet kiss.
by siriusblacktho December 23, 2016
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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1) kisses sent at the end of a text message sent from the toilet

2) kissing in the bathroom

3) Falacio
Hi darling, I'm texting you from the crapper xxx

Ewww, don't send me toilet kisses!
by BorrisJ May 30, 2011
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When you are in the act of shitting and the splash from your shit hits your asshole
Man, My shit was so big I got a bundle of ToiletKisses
by AsswipeMagoo August 06, 2018
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