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When you poop and toiler water splashes up into your butt hole.
I just took a poop and it gave me a toilet kiss.
by siriusblacktho December 23, 2016
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1) kisses sent at the end of a text message sent from the toilet

2) kissing in the bathroom

3) Falacio
Hi darling, I'm texting you from the crapper xxx

Ewww, don't send me toilet kisses!
by BorrisJ May 30, 2011
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When you are in the act of shitting and the splash from your shit hits your asshole
Man, My shit was so big I got a bundle of ToiletKisses
by AsswipeMagoo August 06, 2018
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