Toilet Bruise
A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.
Toilet Bruise by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed M.D. March 15, 2019
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toilet bruises
a brown spot left in the toilet by a turd recetly flushed. Occuring most often after a long night of mixed drinks.
toilet bruises have also been found in bus and train stations as well as households.
toilet bruises have also been found in bus and train stations as well as households.
my in-laws decided to leave me some memories of last night in the form of toilet bruises before leaving town on the bus...
toilet bruises by buttfcker14 March 18, 2010
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Bruised the toilet
To leave a brown streaky skid mark on the bottom of the toilet that is so caked on after taking a poo that the water from flushing won't remove it.
Husband: I'm going to head downstairs and take a deucer.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.
Bruised the toilet by lewdog07 February 18, 2010
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