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a brown spot left in the toilet by a turd recetly flushed. Occuring most often after a long night of mixed drinks.
toilet bruises have also been found in bus and train stations as well as households.
my in-laws decided to leave me some memories of last night in the form of toilet bruises before leaving town on the bus...
by buttfcker14 March 16, 2010
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