Definitions by lewdog07

Bruised the toilet 

To leave a brown streaky skid mark on the bottom of the toilet that is so caked on after taking a poo that the water from flushing won't remove it.

Husband: I'm going to head downstairs and take a deucer.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.

Bruised the toilet by lewdog07 February 18, 2010

Bluetoothless

The act of driving in the car without your bluetooth earpiece.

Dude, I've gotta get off the phone because there's a cop sitting along side the road and I'm bluetoothless.

Bluetoothless by lewdog07 January 4, 2010