toikey 

Slang for "Turkey", as pronounced in the Bronx, Joisey, etc.; can mean any of the following:
1) Large, mostly flightless bird, like the one you flattened with your car while driving in the boonies last Saturday.
2) Refers to a person who is a goofball, has done something clumsily, or is generally undesirable -- a "dud".
3) can also refer to a device, object or system which malfunctions, performs badly, or just plain don't work.

Hunter #1: hey, this Turkey trap you brought along doesn't work!
Hunter #2: It's a turkey?
Hunter #1: No, there is NO Turkey in it..it doesn't work.
Hunter #2: Whatever. Let's get soused.

toikey by Norman December 6, 2003

Toikey 

Slang for "Turkey", as pronounced in the Bronx, Jersey, etc.; can mean any of the following:
1) Large, mostly flightless bird
2) Refers to a person that is unintelligent or clumsy.
3) Score awarded in bowling to a player that bowls 3 strikes consecutively.

"I hit a big toikey with my car on my way home fa da holiday."

"Don't let these toikeys bother you. They didn't

even finish high school."

"Hold my beer, I've got two strikes down and I'm goin' fa da toikey!"

Toikey by Czarnold November 26, 2021

Toikey Boiga 

(Pronouced Toy-key boy-guh, to be said in a New York accent) A sandwich compiled mostly of turkey, and other various condiments and sandwich additives.

Hey, waita. It's been twenty fuckin' minutes since I ordered my toikey boiga. Kapish?

Toikey Boiga by sidexwalk June 27, 2009

trikey 

The romantic pairing of Michael Townley and Trevor Philips in GTA V

Omg this dialogue about Michael moving in with Trevor... Trikey confirmed.

trikey by jokes85 January 4, 2018

toiley 

When you have an urgent announcement about your toilet and you type too fast.

I CLOGGED MY TOILEY

toiley by irreksti March 27, 2015

Towkey 

A hat which is worn by a gay rapist and is taken off and wrapped around the victims neck to choke them out whilst fucking them from the back in the arse.

It was horrible he took his towkey off and stretched my arse
I couldnt breathe and now my poo just slides out

Towkey by TheWayItGoes February 2, 2019

tokey 

The act of taking major hits that no one else can take.

Wow, he hit that bong tokey style.

tokey by Anonymous February 27, 2003