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national sleep together day 

a day where you can sleep with ANYONE you choose no matter what they have to say yes so choose wisely
Person 1: hey bro did you really ask her to sleep with you?
Person 2: yeah man its national sleep together day.
Person 3:hey will you sleep with me?

National Get your Life together Day 

This day is dedicated to all the people who don’t have they’re shit together So today you’re going to get you’re shit together PERIODT.
You should really honor This day National Get your life together day

National Masturbation Together Day 

April 26 is an national masturbation together day! Go find your friend, your partner and masturbate together with them
Hey, wanna go masturbate?
What do you mean?
Its national masturbation together day!