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A captivating, fragrant alpha female is known as Toddney. Her charisma is like a giant electric magnet that enthralls everyone to no end like metalheads when you switch the magnet on and she’s a black hole that sucks you in, if you do not beware her magnificent. She was carved to the proportions of Donatellos David but with voluptuous boobs
“Toddney is a little bit Post-Hardcore.”
Toddney by Magnificentlady1234 December 2, 2021
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Toddness 

The act of being a teacher, a dj, day drinking, and complaining about liquor sales.
That dudes Toddness is showing.”
Toddness by Kakyoinsredcherry2737 December 14, 2021
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Software Toddness

Definition for an effect where a piece of software - typically a videogame - is getting rushed more and more as development on it continues, and as an effect has cool functions, mechanics and/or features cut from it.

Effect typically becomes noticeable for the player after the tutorial/introduction or early game content, where most videogame journalists will stop playing and start writing their review article.
Guy: "Why does this game not have feature x despite it being worked on during development? It would have been so cool to see feature x working in-game!"
Guy2: "Oh yeah, thats just a classic case of Software Toddness"
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026