Toddney 

A captivating, fragrant alpha female is known as Toddney. Her charisma is like a giant electric magnet that enthralls everyone to no end like metalheads when you switch the magnet on and she’s a black hole that sucks you in, if you do not beware her magnificent. She was carved to the proportions of Donatellos David but with voluptuous boobs

“Toddney is a little bit Post-Hardcore.”

Toddney by Magnificentlady1234 December 2, 2021

Toddness 

The act of being a teacher, a dj, day drinking, and complaining about liquor sales.

“That dude’s Toddness is showing.”

Toddness by Kakyoinsredcherry2737 December 14, 2021

Software Toddness

Definition for an effect where a piece of software - typically a videogame - is getting rushed more and more as development on it continues, and as an effect has cool functions, mechanics and/or features cut from it.

Effect typically becomes noticeable for the player after the tutorial/introduction or early game content, where most videogame journalists will stop playing and start writing their review article.

Guy: "Why does this game not have feature x despite it being worked on during development? It would have been so cool to see feature x working in-game!"
Guy2: "Oh yeah, thats just a classic case of Software Toddness"

Software Toddness by theplayer123122 April 17, 2026