Toddfather

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An angry leprechaun rugby player who swears a lot and plays penis tag. Toddfathers's are vile and vulgar creatures. The often have beards that look like a bird's nest that belongs to a really bad hoarder. Toddfather's are sarcastic to the core. You can spot a Toddfather by their standard greeting; the extended middle finger on either hand blank stare and scowly eyes. Toddfather's are dangerous if not caffeinated or intoxicated. If you encounter a sober Toddfather be cautious, move slowly as their vision is poor and based mostly on movement. Under no circumstances should you enter a bathroom after a Toddfather has evacuated their bowels.

Random guy at a bar: "That guy just came up with his dick out, touched my hand with it, said 'tag, your it', flipped me off and walked away"

Random guy's buddy: "Ahh yeah. Fucking Toddfathers."

Toddfather by phizzledizzle December 24, 2020

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The Toddfather

“Don’t make beats, I just beat “boxes”,
I don’t kick ass, I’ll break your coccyx
I stay still and Im cautious, cuz I’m so ill that I’m nauseous

I look younger than I am, Andy Milonakis
More rhymes than LeAnn, I got this
So kick back and watch THIS:

I TOLD THE HO, TO FUCK MY TOTEM POLE,
SHE SUCKED MY SCROTUM WHOLE, WHILE I SMOKED A BOWL
THEN I RAPED HER BUTT WIT HER MOUTH STAPLED SHUT,
DEAD HORSE ON A TRACK LIKE EIGHT BELLS, WHAT!

1/3 of your favorite rap groups favorite rap group, he is the Toddfather from the trio Dead Horses [this group was the driving force of the most sought after Bay Area collective of the early 2000s:

Los Tigres del Oeste

The Toddfather, here to let his cock slaughter your hot daughter

HART, THE CLAP, THE TODDFATHER SICKEST SHIT SINCE MALARIA,
RUN FOR COVER AINT NO OTHER, FOOL THE BAY’S IN THE AREA

The Toddfather by D3adHors3s November 14, 2022

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Toddfather • Toddfathered • The Toddfather • Oddfather

Oddfather

An informal Godfather where religion is not involved.

Guy is Jake's Oddfather. Jake's Oddfather buys him presents and is always there to keep an eye on him and step in if he needs help.

Oddfather by Gizborne August 3, 2007

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Toddfathered

When you get with two girls in opposing friend groups at a school and wait for them to connect the dots. Then have them apologize to you.

Lexi:I heard Jenn got so toddfathered over the weekend.
Alexa: OMG yea so did Cecelia

Toddfathered by BirdsFan69 March 1, 2022

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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