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In the world of teh Internets discussion, the casual yet highly calculated and strategic reference to having an earned income that puts one into the top federal income tax bracket (i.e., Top Tax Bracket-ism). Special note should be given when one's income is not material to the discussion at hand.

TTBism is an artifact of ever-sophisticated narcissistic ego-assuaging Internetry plainly evidenced by the fact 65.5% of Internet users claim TTBism yet fact shows that TTBism is 99.8th percentile income (i.e., 0.2% of the all wage earners in the US earn enough to be in the top tax bracket; currently 35% and $379k/year).
Jack: Man, I'm sick and tired of paying more than a 1/3 of my income in federal income taxes!

Jill: Uh, huh. Nice TTBism you tool. We're talking lawn furniture here!
TTBism by SAL_9000 July 15, 2011
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The name of a cult dedicated to the king of moosh, pledging to always stay flacid in an attempt to honor their messiahs mooshing ability.
"Hey bro, do you subscribe to tobism?"

"Oh hell yeah bro, I haven't had an erection in years."
Tobism by Chababi May 25, 2019
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tabism is a cult discovered by tabs, named by mark who is amazing. tabism will take over the internet one day we will rule every one. we are the next nct /j.
tabism by cravitylvr September 18, 2021
A disease where you lose all common sense because of immense amounts of thirst to the point where you would fuck over your friend w the girl of his dreams
Bro how would you do that? You actually have Ttism.
Ttism by Atteya October 14, 2016
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