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{Tobe-ing} not {tawb-ing}

When you are do everything right. This describes a time when your life is going exactly how you need it to be going. Usually the end to a losing streak or week of L's. This when you really start to bounce back.
Friend 1: Hey man, how you doing?
Friend 2: Bro you don't even know! I'm straight Tobing right now. I just aced my math test, hit a new bench pb and I got Stacy to go on a date with me.
Tobing by tits4toby December 21, 2017
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A beautiful princess who awaits in his tower looking for his royal KFC.
Tobino searched left and right for his KFC.
tobino by iisoysauceii May 24, 2017
You are tobing
tobing by Yeboiskinp August 30, 2017

King Tabingo

A legendary ruler who runs his kingdom like a perfectly dysfunctional command economy. Under King Tabingo’s reign, every citizen is required to follow his “Five-Year Plan,” which changes every five minutes. He controls all production, distribution, and even the national snack supply—usually to make sure he gets the biggest portion. Known for giving extremely dramatic speeches about efficiency while personally causing 90% of the inefficiency. Subjects fear his most powerful decree: “Because I said so.”

Despite the absolute rule, King Tabingo insists his leadership style is “collaborative,” meaning he collaborates with himself and then announces the decision to everyone else.
Bro, our group project turned into a command economy the moment Tyler started acting like King Tabingo and assigning everyone jobs without asking.”
King Tabingo by zvlr December 5, 2025

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026