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Toasterness
The essence and usefulness of a toaster. Toasterness is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed; In the theoretical sense the optimal expected outcome of a toaster.
Toasterness by Hughlauriesmistress October 22, 2009
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Toastponcho
noun. Ascending from Shoalin and the ruling alliance system of Toast, this member posesses the skills and virtue to bend minds through the use of Panama Red, Peruvian Gunpowder, and Lucy.
Toastponcho by nighthawk August 4, 2004
ToastedNoodle
ToastedNoodle by Uhhhhhh poopity scoop April 12, 2021
Toasternugget
A group or Cult of little doods hang out and pretend there the shit but there just a fucking satanic cult
Yo what up my Toasternugget
Toasternugget by Eltoastado52 March 7, 2018
toasteness
toasteness by Comparability October 30, 2017
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