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You're toast, [eh]! 

A phrase used by Canadians to indicate that the person being addressed is in deep trouble. Usually (but not always) it is the person uttering the phrase who is offering trouble to the one being addressed.
1) Joe: "Hey, I broke your favourite autographed hockey stick; sorry..."
Wayne: "Oh, you're toast, eh!"

2) Wayne (at the bar): "Damn, is it 3am already? I promised my wife I'd be back by 11!"
Joe: "Oh, you're toast!"

You’re toast 

Another way to say “you’re screwed”
My dad had the nerve to tell me that If I didn’t do some shit related to a car that I didn’t know jack-shit about, then he would just say to me “you’re toast”
You’re toast by YuOfTheNight February 29, 2020

Do you need some butter for that toast 

Something cool people say after someone's been roasted, another way of saying, "do you need some ice for that burn"-but cooler. Say it if you want the instant clout.
Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: Your mom is Stupid
Person 3: Oooooh, do you need some butter for that TOAST

did you get the french toast? 

When everyone all of a sudden gets silent, you ask the question, "Did you get the French Toast?" to break the silence. This usually starts a 20-30 min. conversation confusing the hell out of people.
All of a sudden, everyone outside at the camp fire got super quiet; I then asked the question, "Did you get the French Toast?" This broke the silence for sure.

toast your buns 

I want to toast your buns later.
toast your buns by Oates March 18, 2014

french toast your mom 

When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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