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Toad house

1. Companion gardening pest control
2. Actual dating strategy

What people don't tell you is that toads use their home to attract a mate. Put out a toad house, and a toad will move into the slug trape and a mate will just move in.

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A toad house is an excellent addition to a garden as part of a natural pest control strategy. Toads eat large quantities of pests like slugs, snails, and insects, making them valuable, low-maintenance "companion" gardeners that reduce the need for chemicals.

Benefits of a Companion Gardening Toad House

Natural Pest Control: A single adult toad can consume thousands of insect pests (beetles, slugs, grubs, etc.) over an average summer season.

Reduced Chemical Use: By fostering a natural predator, you can minimize or eliminate the need for harmful pesticides and slug pellets, which are toxic to amphibians due to their permeable skin.
Biodiversity Boost: Providing a home helps support local wildlife and promotes a balanced garden ecosystem.

Low Maintenance: Once a toad takes up residence, it requires minimal care, working nights to keep your plants safe.
A Toad house is an excellent addition to a garden as part of a natural pest control strategy.
Toad house by Modern Women December 27, 2025
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Going to Toad’s House

Doing acid, LSD, shrooms, etc.
I’m Going to Toad’s House tomorrow.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026