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To Turtle 

To wander aimlessly, hoping and praying to find a suitable commode to evacuation fecal material that has been inching its way out of the rectum slowly, like a turtle
I had to turtle myself 4 blocks towards the rock n Roll Hall of Fame praying they had a suitable commode.
To Turtle by Mike.moffet November 12, 2018
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to be a turtle 

To be so upset or containing similar emotional distress that one avoids social contact and "hides in one's shell."
Isaac was so upset after his girlfriend dumped him that he decided to be a turtle for the night until he felt a little better.
to be a turtle by gloomhaven December 9, 2009

To kiss a turtle 

To take a chance for the sake of taking the chance. To take control of your life and step out of your comfort zone.
Dude: I think I’m going to try out for the varsity basketball team

Gal: Way To kiss a turtle!

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. 

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.
Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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