2 definitions by gloomhaven
To be so upset or containing similar emotional distress that one avoids social contact and "hides in one's shell."
Isaac was so upset after his girlfriend dumped him that he decided to be a turtle for the night until he felt a little better.
by gloomhaven December 7, 2009
A mediocre dodgeball team comprised of approximately eight individuals who, although are all very impressive individually, stand very little chance in winning anything as a group.
"Did you guys see Emergency Handshake yesterday?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"
by gloomhaven February 19, 2010