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To school for cool
To smart to be cool. Recently adopted by nerds/geeks who are comfortable being such. Does not apply to other forms of nerdiness or geekiness ie gaming and glee club.
Stolen and changed from P!nk's "Raise Ur Glass".
Stolen and changed from P!nk's "Raise Ur Glass".
Nerd: I hate being uncool.
Geek: We're to school for cool.
Gamer geek: So am I!!
Geek: No, you're an idiot. You too dumb to be as awesome as us.
Geek: We're to school for cool.
Gamer geek: So am I!!
Geek: No, you're an idiot. You too dumb to be as awesome as us.
To school for cool by 2School4Cool May 14, 2011
Back To School Blues
The feeling one gets when as the holiday draws to the end and people start to remind eachother of the coming school days, people wonder where the time went and dread that they have forgotten everthing.
example) A:"Hey man can you believe the holidays are over? i mean where did the time go?"
B:"i don't know man, i think i'm coming down with the Back To School Blues"
B:"i don't know man, i think i'm coming down with the Back To School Blues"
Back To School Blues by Mikoneo January 4, 2012
Back to school
Jamie went to the store to get some good! Jamie also realized the {back to school} sign was up
Jamie ran.
Jamie ran.
Back to school by Gabby parker August 22, 2019
Back to school
The phrase you dread seeing most in the summer holidays when you go into town for uniform shopping. Why on earth should stores torture you with a reminder that schools just a few weeks away?
Back to school by sangajin August 15, 2007
Back to school necklace
A back to school necklace is another name for a noose. This is due to the utter despair you feel when school starts back up again
School started yesterday and I just couldn't take the pain anymore so I bought a back to school necklace.
Back to school necklace by Phasmid9 October 13, 2016
Back to school shits
"Dude, I'm getting nervous because I have to go back to school in a week."
"Do you have the back to school shits yet?"
"Do you have the back to school shits yet?"
Back to school shits by null793 September 25, 2015
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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