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The best guy friend you could ever have! He’s a weirdo and talk almost as much as you. He steals your lunch or at least tries too. He helps you when you are in need of help. He will stand by your side no matter what. And he will always be there for you, no matter what.
Tlove: “hey can I have your lunch?”
Sci: “No sis! But you can have a piece of gum.”
Tlove: “Thanks!” Walks away and doesn’t talk to you the rest of lunch.
Tlove by Donttouchmyarm March 3, 2019
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Hey dad, I think I am having a tlove.
My nuts are whelming and im over whelmed.
Tlove by WhelmingTlove February 18, 2019

We Don't Love Them Hoes

The great American poet, Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. proclaimed this aforementioned phrase in the year of our Lord, one thousand, nine-hundred and ninety-four, which means: "We bear no affection whatsoever, for those wenches."

In other words, exactly what it says on the tin.
Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.: "We bear no affection whatsoever, for those wenches."

Snoop Doggy Dogg: "We don't love them hoes."

Curtis James Jackson III: "Snoop said this in '94; we don't love the hoes."

We Don't Love These Hoes 

A saying frequently tossed around by young adults, meaning that while they may have sex with hoes, they are not foolish enough to fall in love with said hoes, as such is bound to lead to heartbreak sooner or later.
Guy 1: "I think I'm falling in love with La'Dayday man."
Guy 2: "Nigga you dumb as fuck, don't you know we don't love these hoes?"

Treasure Trove cove 

1. The sickest level in the Banjo-Kazooie video game on N64.
Guy1: Dude how do you get the tenth puzzle piece in Treasure Trove Cove?

Guy2: Dude you gotta kill the crab and go in his shell.

Guy1: Oh. I knew it. I tryed to kill that crab like 50 times!
A very hot and sexy woman names Tove Lo, if you don't know her fuckin looker her up. She's a 1000/10. Hot af, cool, nice, amazing, great music, sexy af, would totally do her if I could, and the list goes on!! Look her up if you don't believe me, you probs at least know her, she wrote "Stay High(Habits)" and "Talking Body" both great top 100 hit songs.
Damm shes so a tove lo.
tove lo by Tovelo'sbitch March 14, 2017

Booty Trove 

1. N. A gathering of women with attractive gluteus maximi.

2. N./Adj. A phrase describing the presence of a lot of some item.
1. N. "Oh shit dawg! I just walked into a Weight Watchers meeting and found a booty trove! I'm going to have me a dinner of succulent hams tonight!"

2. N./Adj. Little Billy earned himself a booty trove of apples filled with razors and candy filled with needles on Halloween night.
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Person 2:......
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