Tlonkie 

A baddie<3

Is that Tlonkie.

Tlonkie by Tlonkie March 7, 2022

Twonkie

A ripoff of the delicious snack made of 60% air. Twonkies cost less and are usually purchased by low income households.

"I admit it, that was no twinkie....
my mother buys twonkies!"
(goes off into a corner to cry)

Twonkie by Mightyted June 8, 2003

Honkie Tonkie 

A Texan Homosexual man who rides beneath the horse instead on top.

Gay cowboy 1: Billy im just a regular gay cowboy

Gay cowboy 2: No your not your a flammin Honkie Tonkie

Honkie Tonkie by Bum killa 101 April 4, 2009

Twonkie

A cat from Puerto Rico. The cat survived many death threats and currently lives with a well off owner. It was once decided that the cat would be thrown out of a 14th floor building with a parachute on. A rip chord would be strapped to its leg so that while falling it would freak out and save its own life by pulling the chord. See "Total Badass" for more information.

"Dude, lets throw Twonkie out the window!"

"Not without a fucking parachute!"

Twonkie by Twonks September 10, 2014

twonkie

an overweight female, whose major interests usually include chocolates, television and laying around.

damm lets get the hell out of this bar, it is full of twonkies

twonkie by n.bishop November 18, 2006

tonkie 

A condom or french letter

He shivered as she rolled on the tonkie

tonkie by Rodney Dale September 18, 2008

Twonkie

one who gets wordtwonked/word

it's 3 a.m. and s/he's done three hits of acid and two tabs of e... what a total twonkie s/he is

Twonkie by scaredyants September 29, 2003