an overweight female, whose major interests usually include chocolates, television and laying around.
by n.bishop November 18, 2006
he is such a twonkie..he said that 2+2=3
Audrey: haha she loves to do stunts that will be dagerous. she will break something.
Zui: yeah she is such a twonkie lol
Audrey: haha she loves to do stunts that will be dagerous. she will break something.
Zui: yeah she is such a twonkie lol
by SpikeVenom September 11, 2008
Jess is such a twonkie. Her profile picture is of her wearing a twilight shirt and holding an apple.
by emp123 January 29, 2012
When you drink alcohol and start feeling special, like your the only girl in the room. Synonymous with intoxicated or drunk.
by Jbgettingtwonky July 20, 2018
A ripoff of the delicious snack made of 60% air. Twonkies cost less and are usually purchased by low income households.
by Mightyted June 09, 2003
A cat from Puerto Rico. The cat survived many death threats and currently lives with a well off owner. It was once decided that the cat would be thrown out of a 14th floor building with a parachute on. A rip chord would be strapped to its leg so that while falling it would freak out and save its own life by pulling the chord. See "Total Badass" for more information.
by Twonks September 10, 2014