twonkie

an overweight female, whose major interests usually include chocolates, television and laying around.

damm lets get the hell out of this bar, it is full of twonkies

by n.bishop November 18, 2006

twonkie

an idiot

he is such a twonkie..he said that 2+2=3

Audrey: haha she loves to do stunts that will be dagerous. she will break something.

Zui: yeah she is such a twonkie lol

by SpikeVenom October 22, 2008

twonkie

stands for twilight junkie

Jess is such a twonkie. Her profile picture is of her wearing a twilight shirt and holding an apple.

by emp123 February 26, 2012

twonkie

one who is twonked

he/she's such a twonkie

by scaredyants September 29, 2003

Twonky

When you drink alcohol and start feeling special, like your the only girl in the room. Synonymous with intoxicated or drunk.

Grab a beer and let's get twonky.

by Jbgettingtwonky July 20, 2018

Twonkie

A ripoff of the delicious snack made of 60% air. Twonkies cost less and are usually purchased by low income households.

"I admit it, that was no twinkie....
my mother buys twonkies!"
(goes off into a corner to cry)

by Mightyted June 08, 2003

Twonkie

A cat from Puerto Rico. The cat survived many death threats and currently lives with a well off owner. It was once decided that the cat would be thrown out of a 14th floor building with a parachute on. A rip chord would be strapped to its leg so that while falling it would freak out and save its own life by pulling the chord. See "Total Badass" for more information.

"Dude, lets throw Twonkie out the window!"

"Not without a fucking parachute!"

by Twonks September 10, 2014