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Too long, Didn't read.

any over wordy thread or long drawn out story that people don't want to really read, but reply to any way.
Tl: Dr by D. ESPI March 12, 2003
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Forum lingo for "Too long: didn't read."
Post: "Blah blah blah blah... blah blah blah."

Reply: "tl:dr"
tl:dr by Jimbob October 12, 2004
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A very complicated acronym
Its definition is so long no one reads it
"Did you find out the definition of TL-DR?"
"Too long. Didn't read."
Thought to have originated on TOTSE this is a common reply to a very long post. It means Too long/Didn't read.
Person 1: Here is my thought on the meaning of life...(Goes on for another 1000 words]

Person 2: tl/dr
tl/dr by Vickylala May 21, 2006
Too long didn't read is normally used in reddit post after lengthy paragraphs
Reddit user 153: a huge paragraph blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

TL:DR *summarises the paragraph*
tl:dr by CurlyFries010 May 16, 2019
Means 'Too long didn't read'
The paragraph was TL DR
TL DR by sandwich_eater1000 January 13, 2019

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