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A word originating from South African trance community,coined to distinguish the difference between a jock and what is now known as a tjock, or Trance Jock as it was found inappropriate to stereotype a jock which is actually an athlete. It is any ill minded person , with no P.L.U.R towards anything in life , with no light in his soul, or just straight in plain afrikaans, 'n naier wat nie hoort.
The "Tj" in Tjock, is pronounced like the "ch" in "church

What a tjock
He is such a tjock

Tjock by Manchine September 10, 2012

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du är tjock

tjockis, fat dude, fat girl, fat person, fat trolling, fat reks, versualitetiskt rekt, tjocken, tjock som fan, tjock, sarcastic joking about fatness

Person#1: Hello du är tjock.

Person#2: Bhenchode why the fuck you tell me that mader yaar.
Person#1: Bro I was joking cuz ur so fucking tjock
Person#3: Lmao ligma balls bitch

du är tjock by pungkulakungfu420 August 29, 2018

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Thock

Girthy or rather thick male penis(cock)

Omg Kimmmy look at his thock, I don’t think I can take that.

Wow that’s a nice thock !

Do you have a thock ?

Thock by Mike e February 11, 2021

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fockle trockle

A bunch of people sitting in a hot tub together.

Hey guys, come over and join the fockle trockle!

fockle trockle by KMTFM June 18, 2009

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Tjack

swedish slang for speed

That tjack is dope, maaan. I´ve been up for 9 days.

Tjack by UrkTheMan January 6, 2008

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thock

the sound signature of a deep sounding keyboard

damn that's one thocky board.
Wow it's so thocky!
but is your keyboard this thocky?

thock by icey_keebs August 27, 2021

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Tocker

A slang or euphemistic term for penis.

I slipped my hard, throbbing tocker inside her sopping wet vagoo.

Tocker by SemenSlurper December 21, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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