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A word originating from South African trance community,coined to distinguish the difference between a jock and what is now known as a tjock, or Trance Jock as it was found inappropriate to stereotype a jock which is actually an athlete. It is any ill minded person , with no P.L.U.R towards anything in life , with no light in his soul, or just straight in plain afrikaans, 'n naier wat nie hoort.
The "Tj" in Tjock, is pronounced like the "ch" in "church

What a tjock
He is such a tjock

Tjock by Manchine September 10, 2012

Words you can keep

du är tjock

tjockis, fat dude, fat girl, fat person, fat trolling, fat reks, versualitetiskt rekt, tjocken, tjock som fan, tjock, sarcastic joking about fatness

Person#1: Hello du är tjock.

Person#2: Bhenchode why the fuck you tell me that mader yaar.
Person#1: Bro I was joking cuz ur so fucking tjock
Person#3: Lmao ligma balls bitch

du är tjock by pungkulakungfu420 August 29, 2018

Related Words

Tjock • tjockis • Tjockisfilm • Tjockislunk • du är tjock • thock • Tock • twock • trocking • twocker(s)

Thock

Girthy or rather thick male penis(cock)

Omg Kimmmy look at his thock, I don’t think I can take that.

Wow that’s a nice thock !

Do you have a thock ?

Thock by Mike e February 11, 2021

fockle trockle

A bunch of people sitting in a hot tub together.

Hey guys, come over and join the fockle trockle!

fockle trockle by KMTFM June 18, 2009

Tjack

swedish slang for speed

That tjack is dope, maaan. I´ve been up for 9 days.

Tjack by UrkTheMan January 6, 2008

thock

the sound signature of a deep sounding keyboard

damn that's one thocky board.
Wow it's so thocky!
but is your keyboard this thocky?

thock by icey_keebs August 27, 2021

Tocker

A slang or euphemistic term for penis.

I slipped my hard, throbbing tocker inside her sopping wet vagoo.

Tocker by SemenSlurper December 21, 2009

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026