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TJI Did you here the news? Ralph in accounting just got fired!
tji by Drew Simpson April 7, 2010
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wing tji 

Noun/Name originated from the 16th century. Meaning insanely cool person. Usually connected an imperial family, which was known for its expertise in baking pumkin cakes.
"Ow shit man, these cakes are like baked by Wing Tji!!"
wing tji by Syrinx445 August 17, 2011
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One of the coolest names in the world, given to people with huge penises. Only MVP's call their son Tjibbe. Commonly used in the Netherlands.
Wow did you see how sexy Tjibbe was looks today?
Tjibbe by FranticBomb May 13, 2020
the whore that was assigned to live with me; a common name for a prostitute.
Man- "What is your name?"
Tjiska- "Tjiska."
Man- "Jessica?"
Tjiska- "close enough."
tjiska by best roommate ever December 2, 2009
A native Indonesian word for a cheap, money whore, who's objective of life is to seek for illegal money.
That damn tjia rode a black truck and stole my legit money right from my pocket!
Tjia by Karl Dalton Siong November 15, 2016

Tjienees 

Any person stemming from any Asian country
Dude, look at that Tjienees
Why does that Tjienees always win the men's 500m speed skating
Go out of my way, Tjienees
Tjienees by Badoeloe February 12, 2014

Mingah-tjie 

Mingah-tjie is a cattle or herd animal that has stolen the body of the normal Mingah. Many are not able to notice the intruder however the Mingah-tjie may expose herself accidentally when she laughs because she sounds like a dying sheep.
yo dude relax you sound like you have a Mingah-tjie stuck inside you that's trying to escape.
Mingah-tjie by ieyeman December 28, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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