tizer 

Amazing human being/object.
Greatest fan of Apple and TWICE's Tzuyu.
Avid stocks explorer that everyone should love and sponsor.

This cutie is so charming, they're a tizer.

tizer by hjdxab April 17, 2021

Tizer 

Short for hilaritizer, someone who is hilarious. Not funny hilarious, but freakish weird hilarious.

She is a complete Tizer.

Tizer by trumpstertrump November 27, 2012

'tizer 

Short for appetizer.

Yo man, you wanna go over to Chili's and grab a Bud Light and a couple of 'tizers?

'tizer by dang ol' yo January 22, 2012

Tizer Tory 

A person (in the UK) who continuously votes against their own interests. Specifically, working class people who vote for Conservatives. Despite doing so, they are too stupid to realise, even when it is pointed out to them, with responses typically saying, "I'd rather be poor than vote for them". They usually share similar DNA as those who voted "Leave" (see Brexit), have photos of men holding fish, and also pebble dashed images of poppies. Also related to the "Gammon".

I met Gary down the pub last night. He still hates Corbyn and voted Conservative to show him. Gary's such as Tizer Tory.

Tizer Tory by Berty Bumflaps January 7, 2023

Tizer Tory 

A person (in the UK) who continuously votes against their own interests. Specifically, working class people who vote for Conservatives. Despite doing so, they are too stupid to realise, even when it is pointed out to them, with responses typically saying, "I'd rather be poor than vote for them". They usually share similar DNA as those who voted "Leave" (see Brexit), have photos of men holding fish, and also pebble dashed images of poppies. Also related to the "Gammon".

Met Gary down the pub last might after our shift in the warehouse, said he couldn't vote for Corbyn, so voted for Tory. He's such a Tizer Tory.

Tizer Tory by Berty Bumflaps January 7, 2023

Truckers Tizer 

Urine in a plastic bottle usually found by the side of the road.
A motorist that has the need to relieve himself would use a plastic soda bottle and then throw it out of the vehicles window thus eliminating the need to stop at a service station.
The color of the liquid resembles the color of the soft drink Tizer.

Don't touch that bottle, is full of Truckers Tizer

Truckers Tizer by Mr Duckbutter July 20, 2014

Pocket-tizer 

When you have hand sanitizer in your pocket at all times so it’s available anytime you touch something nasty.

Omg I just touched the shopping cart before cleaning it. I better use my pocket-tizer before I get sick from the germs.

Pocket-tizer by FunkyValleyMom August 7, 2018