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Titsprung 

adverb: When a man's shirt has been stretched out in the chest area by a woman wearing it.
Bill stood there appreciating his hot girlfriend's sexy double-d rack . . . until he put on his favorite t-shirt and noticed she'd worn it in the night and it was titsprung.
Titsprung by Bob Hutchins April 9, 2009

titsphyxiate 

to cause to die or lose consciousness by being smothered by a girls big tits
So I was motor boating my girl's titties and she almost titsphyxiated me.
titsphyxiate by Helena210 January 22, 2008
Its gone tits up
meaning its gone wrong, its not working. something like that
titsup by Arkz September 12, 2004
when a woman spits/shoots breastmilk from her tits
"Have you seen Myleene Klass's video?"
"No. Why?"
"She titspits in her friends' drinks!"
"eww WTF!"
titspit by jjmunchkin July 16, 2013

Titsproportionate 

tits·pro·por·tion·ate

ˌtitsprəˈpôrSH(ə)nət/

adjective

When the breasts of a person are 2 different sizes.
"Geez Bub, that dear girl is so titsproportionate she won First and Third prize at the wet T-Shirt contest.
Code for giving the finger. Use when telling someone by typing and normal swear words are just not enough!
tiTrp = (lowercase) thumb,index, (Capital) THIRD, (lowercase) ring, pinky fingers. Also can be expressed as: prTit when using left hand.

FU the finger one finger salute F.O.
tiTrp by The Masked Jake November 22, 2010