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Titsophrenia 

The condition of seeing tits in places where tits are not present.

Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecosmastia.

Treatments: Stop thinking about titties and try to find penises. Penises are everywhere.
She better stop putting that vape pen between her breasts. She's been staring at her titties all day. She's gonna get titsophrenia.

As a survivor of titsophrenia, I agree. When I was addicted to weed I couldn't visit the farmers market for like a whole year.
Titsophrenia by nocharge November 21, 2023
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Titsophrenia 

The condition of seeing tits in places where tits are not present.

Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecomastia.

Treatments: Stop thinking about titties, and try to find penises. Penises are all around.
She needs to stop putting that vape pen between her breasts. She's gonna end up getting titsophrenia.
Titsophrenia by nocharge December 13, 2023
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titzophrenia 

Titzophrenia is a mental disorder that makes it hard to: Tell the difference between what are real and not real tits; Think clearly about tits; Have normal emotional responses towards tits; Act normally in social situations pertaining to tits. Persons with titzophrenia may have problems with thinking, emotions, or behavior such as: bizarre behaviors, seeing tits that aren't real (hallucinations), thoughts that "jump" between different tits (loose associations), problems paying attention to things other than tits, or strongly held thoughts about tits that are not real (delusions).

Titzophrenia is a life-long illness with no curative treatment.

Titzophrenia cannot be prevented.

Childhood titzophrenia is rare.
Some people have suggested that titzophrenia might be made worse, or even caused by, an abnormal sensitivity to women.
titzophrenia by 2stainz May 3, 2013
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