tit face

n. generally mild insult, best reserved for your spouse.

Hey Titface, get out of my way.

by ahouse June 3, 2005

Tit face

A word I use too often. Basically someone who is being completely daft.

"Bro, ur a complete tit face."

by Hibishesxø April 22, 2019

face-tit

when the face height of a seated person matches the breast height of a standing person sideboob

The young women crowded around and began to ask questions. Brad could barely form a coherent thought, much less carry on a conversation, due to the major face-tit he was getting from Susie.

by Ricardo Corridor January 16, 2009

roundhouse tit to the face

when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.

Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!

by RET123 January 19, 2009

Man Faced Tit Stand

A woman that has masculine features. Acronym MFTS

Sarah Jessica Parker (SJP)is a man faced tit stand also Fatima Whitbred

by Anthony J H November 6, 2007

titfaced

Incredibly drunk. Beyond shitfaced.

Dave: I was so titfaced last night that I rode a table down the stairs and ended up in the hospital.

by Bus36 February 16, 2006

titface

when you think a girl is hot until you somehow only see her face, realizing her banging Double D+ created a mirage of attractiveness

Raj: Yo, check out that fine honey over there at the bar, i'd love to hit that
Lazlo: Where?
Raj: At the bar with that appletini
Lazlo: the Titface?
Raj: What? no way
Lazlo: Look (holds coaster over girl's chest)
Raj: Oh god dude, she looks like Meryl Streep, it was her bangin' Double D's

by damutitface August 6, 2010