5 definitions by Bus36

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1. An expression that means "oh my gosh" or "holy cow." Usually used when one party surprises another.

2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.
1. Steve: Jesus tits! Did you see the way Randy lost that poker tournament???

2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?

Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.
by Bus36 January 26, 2006
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Incredibly drunk. Beyond shitfaced.
Dave: I was so titfaced last night that I rode a table down the stairs and ended up in the hospital.
by Bus36 February 02, 2006
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Slang / abbreviation for did you throw up?

"Throw up" is a common phrase to say if something does not go your way.
Andrew: Hey Joe, ju frow?
Joe: Yea all over myself.
by Bus36 January 26, 2006
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Someone's nasty breath after a night of drinking.
Steve: Shea, did you just fart?
Shea: Na man, its my gwasi breff.
by Bus36 January 26, 2006
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An aggressive expression yelled when something exciting goes your way usually at someone else's expense.

The phrase evolved from guy who got a blowjob from a girl he didn't know on the bank of a bay. After she was done, she dropped her ring, bent down to pick it up and the guy kicked her in the ass as she flew face first right into the muddy water. He yelled, "BAM BITCH GET IN THE BAY!" Then he left.
You bet your whole bankroll in vegas on one black jack hand. You are showing 18 and the dealer shows a king. He flips a 4 then busts with a 9. In this case, it is very appropriate to yell, "BAM BITCH!"
by Bus36 January 25, 2006
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