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Tinselkini 

A special bikini made from only tinsel, mainly sold around christmas.

Usually more of a mankini, surprisingly enough it's more of a guys taste.

A rather uncomfortable peice of clothing. Often resulting in rashes or irritated skin.
Hey you dressing up specially for him tonight?

Yeah got myself a nice tinselkini.

Oh ouch aren't they painful?

WHAT MY MAN WANTS MY MAN GETS.
Tinselkini by Tinsel Bubble December 15, 2009
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tinselitis 

Clark Griswold suffers from "Tinselitis"
tinselitis by tpf23 December 9, 2012
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tinselling 

Seeing stars.

To have slight vision problems after falling down or having been hit in the head. Represented in cartoons as stars or songbirds circling the victim's head.

From tinsel, the chinsy gold and silver strings used to decorate during the holidays—The sensation is rather like having threads of tinsel waved just outside your field of vision.
Max: Whoa, you wiped out on that jump. You okay?
PJ: *faintly* Yeah, gimme a sec. I'm tinselling right now...
tinselling by Lady Chevalier August 26, 2005

Tinsellitis 

A minor affliction of the skin caused by decorating Christmas trees.(noun)
The tree looked wonderful but Carol had a bad case of Tinsellitis.
Tinsellitis by Gwazel July 1, 2014

Tinselitis 

Where you are ill from having to much time with tinsel. You may get a rash from Tinselitis.
You have Tinselitis call a doctor.
Tinselitis by Sexytwig December 21, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026