tinselling

Seeing stars.

To have slight vision problems after falling down or having been hit in the head. Represented in cartoons as stars or songbirds circling the victim's head.

From tinsel, the chinsy gold and silver strings used to decorate during the holidays—The sensation is rather like having threads of tinsel waved just outside your field of vision.

Max: Whoa, you wiped out on that jump. You okay?
PJ: *faintly* Yeah, gimme a sec. I'm tinselling right now...

by Lady Chevalier August 26, 2005

steam tunnelling

The act of hot-boxing a partner's anus

Bitch was so fugly, I had to go steam tunnelling before I could fuck her.

by Christina Farah February 3, 2007

Quantum Tunnelling

An inter-spacial sex manoeuvre whereby a moist, warm hole is penetrated with enough irrepressible force from a cherry rocket to break through a seemingly impenetrable barrier.

Susan: “Thanks for the Quantum Tunnelling Kenneth, now I have to stitch it back together!”

by Soxandsandlesmadeforspeed June 21, 2018

Tinderling

That good feeling you get when you're matched on Tinder.

Oooo I've just got that tinderling feeling

by M Welton October 23, 2014

Tucker Tunnelling

Shoving a fleshlight in a man's ass and then fucking them. As to not be gay whilst having fun the the homies.

Jim-"Me and the boys where doing some Tucker Tunnelling last night"
Geoff-"And you didn't invite me?"

by TheGasMan69 April 1, 2021

Tinsellitis

A minor affliction of the skin caused by decorating Christmas trees.(noun)

The tree looked wonderful but Carol had a bad case of Tinsellitis.

by Gwazel July 1, 2014

Tinselkini

A special bikini made from only tinsel, mainly sold around christmas.

Usually more of a mankini, surprisingly enough it's more of a guys taste.

A rather uncomfortable peice of clothing. Often resulting in rashes or irritated skin.

Hey you dressing up specially for him tonight?

Yeah got myself a nice tinselkini.

Oh ouch aren't they painful?

WHAT MY MAN WANTS MY MAN GETS.

by Tinsel Bubble December 15, 2009