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Tinder Dick 

noun - a penis popular among females, ages 18-35, seeking sexual and/or emotional gratification via mobile dating apps.
"Go fuck another tinder dick, slut!"
"Why don't you blow a tinder dick?"
"Wow, he takes amazing selfies. I bet he has tinder dick."
Tinder Dick by darthsidious March 28, 2017
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Tinder Dick 

A male who is pussywhipped or controlled by someone who they are sexually attracted to. Male who is obsessed with an individual who they find sexually attractive to the point they will sell out everyone just to follow the sexually attractive person around like a puppy while turning their back on friends & family in hopes of getting the attractive persons attention or sexual favors.
Don't count on Jason being there tonight. His Tinder Dick ass won't go anywhere that girl won't go.

Jason, stop being a Tinder Dick. You only met the girl 20 minutes ago and your already calling her your girlfriend.

Jason, The Tinder Dick, is on her trail as if she is a bitch in heat.

Jason, the Poor fella, never had a chance. He comes from a long line of Tinder Dicks.
Tinder Dick by SkeeSkeeee October 21, 2022

tinder dick 

When your dick is sore from fucking too many girls from tinder.
Hey is Courtney coming out tonight? No, Brian said he is staying home because he has tinder dick and needs to recuperate.
tinder dick by golfgl January 22, 2015

Tinder Dick Bomb

The act of convincing men on any dating app to send a picture of their penis to someone else's phone as a practical joke. This is best done when MANY dick pics are sent to the same unsuspecting recipient in a short period of time.
Brad: Why did I just get dick pics from twenty different phone numbers in the past hour? ITS A CONSPIRACY.
Me: Nah dude! I think someone just Tinder Dick Bombed you. It was probably your Ex getting revenge.
Tinder Dick Bomb by Senor Dank Nugs October 12, 2021

Tender dick 

A guy who tends to fall in love with every pussy he smashes.
My boss just admitted that he doesn't smash random girls while sober because he is a tender dick who would end up moving them all into his house.
Tender dick by MTHouse91 November 9, 2016

Tender dick 

A man who will do shit to in impress a female to get cool points or to try to fuck a female
He's a tender dick ass nigga
Tender dick by jaydawg0056 January 7, 2022

tender dick 

A man who lets women walk all over himself . Low self esteem.Has no morals and lets women control his thoughts and actions
If he was'nt such a tender dick he wouldn't be stuck with that girl . Man that guys a tender dick you can tell his girl run;s his life
tender dick by lvdirtjunky December 8, 2007
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