Tinder Dick

noun - a penis popular among females, ages 18-35, seeking sexual and/or emotional gratification via mobile dating apps.

"Go fuck another tinder dick, slut!"
"Why don't you blow a tinder dick?"
"Wow, he takes amazing selfies. I bet he has tinder dick."

by darthsidious March 28, 2017

Tinder Dick

A male who is pussywhipped or controlled by someone who they are sexually attracted to. Male who is obsessed with an individual who they find sexually attractive to the point they will sell out everyone just to follow the sexually attractive person around like a puppy while turning their back on friends & family in hopes of getting the attractive persons attention or sexual favors.

Don't count on Jason being there tonight. His Tinder Dick ass won't go anywhere that girl won't go.

Jason, stop being a Tinder Dick. You only met the girl 20 minutes ago and your already calling her your girlfriend.

Jason, The Tinder Dick, is on her trail as if she is a bitch in heat.

Jason, the Poor fella, never had a chance. He comes from a long line of Tinder Dicks.

by SkeeSkeeee October 22, 2022

tinder dick

When your dick is sore from fucking too many girls from tinder.

Hey is Courtney coming out tonight? No, Brian said he is staying home because he has tinder dick and needs to recuperate.

by golfgl January 22, 2015

Tinder Dick Bomb

The act of convincing men on any dating app to send a picture of their penis to someone else's phone as a practical joke. This is best done when MANY dick pics are sent to the same unsuspecting recipient in a short period of time.

Brad: Why did I just get dick pics from twenty different phone numbers in the past hour? ITS A CONSPIRACY.
Me: Nah dude! I think someone just Tinder Dick Bombed you. It was probably your Ex getting revenge.

by Senor Dank Nugs October 13, 2021