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When one gets caught in the act of cunnelinges outdoors and pops his or her head up with a surprised look resembling a meerkat.
Hey is that Tim Timoing?
Timoing by Timoing September 28, 2019
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Call of Duty Timing 

When you're waiting for what feels like ages for someone to peek the window or around the corner, and the exact moment you look away or reload, they come out and kill you.
I hate Call of Duty Timing, dude! They always peek right as I go away.

cod timing 

When you look in a direction then look away for a brief second only to be be shot where you originally were aiming.
Tom- “man this is such crap, I turned my head for like a second”
Dan-“COD timing bro”
cod timing by j BiLLiGaN October 9, 2020

outta timing 

a highly inappropriate or unexpected action or comment by someone. Usually leads to a moment of silence, awkwardness or WTF-ness.
But what the ass, why is she telling me about sex with her ex-boyfriend on our first date? Rel outta timing talk dan.
outta timing by Trinilingo August 23, 2011

Two Timing Whore 

Specifically referring to the female cheating with other men at the same time she claims commitment to another.
That two timing whore was fucking her X old man while we were together.
Two Timing Whore by tim October 30, 2007

BAD TIMING B.T

bad timing is saying men general fuckry such as but not limited aggressive rude disrespectful unhealthy behaviors and sexual displays (ie cat calling flirting etc)
"yo raj tmrw we finna be on straight BAD TIMING B.T" "aight bet"
BAD TIMING B.T by BT 24/7 September 6, 2022

Siege Timing 

Holding an angle for 2 minutes expecting someone to come out, and then since nobody is coming you look away. The moment you look away, an enemy peeks that exact angle and kills you.
Rook: DUDE WHAT THE HELL I HELD THAT ANGLE FOR 2 MINUTES AND THEN THE MOMENT I LOOK AWAY I DIE?!

Doc: Typical siege Timing
Siege Timing by P_filippo April 17, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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