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Person 1: Whats with your shirt?
Person 2: My dipples are verrrrry hard
Timofei is jealous of Kimberly's 7 cocks that grow continuously. He wishes he got bitches but can't because Kimberly steals them all. He also AGGRESSIVELY flirts with men but cant get in their pants :. Hes also supper funny and kind with a big heart (contiDICKtory to his penis). His favorite song is "Good Lookin' " by Dixon Dallas (play it full volume in public) and he has witow tiwny itty [bitty witow baby boy dipples. Hes also 6'2 and growing which is very unfair. When you see him, ask him for a pun (you will regret this decision)! He is a twink
Person 1: wow Timofei is tall!!
Person 2: the fog is coming, run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run.

pfhhh pfhh, thunk thunk thunk thunk, yipie 

A polar bear escaping a circular in closure with blocks of ice, in summer.
Person 1 "I have a riddle for you. A polar bear is in a circular zoo enclosure he escaped in the middle of summer. How?"

person 2 " easy, pfhhh pfhh, thunk thunk thunk thunk, yipie!"

Person 1 " ... Why am I friends with you? "