Timmy Mallett

Timmy Mallett is one of the biggest assholes in the world, in the same way France is the asshole of Europe Timmy Mallett is the asshole of television.

Anybody who thinks dressing up like Elton John on meth is funny is not only very mistaken but also a cunt.

I'm Timmy Mallett look at my funny hat and glasses! IM A CUNT!

Timmy Mallett by ohhiteng December 9, 2008

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Childrens TV presenter much loved by Tommy Boyd.

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timmy mallet by crawford February 9, 2004

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timmy mallet

a crazy mother fucker

ignore him, he's a timmy mallet

timmy mallet by tipsy March 10, 2004

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timmy mallet

A man you would not leave near your children.

Look at the camera and go bleearrrghh!

timmy mallet by hoder March 11, 2004

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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