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Timeflea 

an actual child molester and boyfriend of an autistic 21 year old man.
Calls himself a game developer yet cant even make a simple back sprite :kek:
literally a flea cuz he annoys humans like fleas annoy dogs.
Random Guy: Hey have you seen that new pbb game? Its made by Timeflea!!
Random Guy 2: Ugh! Im reporting it, I wont play a game labelled by the name of timeflea. What a disgusting human being.
Timeflea by yournanscousin April 29, 2021
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TIME4LEARNING

time4learing is a cancerous program that is nothing like anything worse in the hell know as school
DOCTOR: sir you have time4learning.

PERSON: *dies on the spot*
TIME4LEARNING by funny meme man January 25, 2021

TimeFlaire 

Video Game Exploiters, An organization ran by drug addicts suffering from depression.
P1: Look! TimeFlaire uploaded an exploiting tutorial
P2: Cool. I might check it out.
TimeFlaire by TheDeltaRealm May 1, 2022

time4learning

a common core site for assfags and democrats. homeschoolers often are driven insane by this shitty education site.
friend: u have to do time4learning?

me: yes, i should kermit sewer slide.
time4learning by darkdragonz April 13, 2020
a very rude and annoying game developer, he created a game called Ultra Legendz and thinks he controls the world, he fucks up everything and is gay. He tries to be scary and find peoples ip, but all he does is just look the person up. He is the most slutty human in the world and should die
Jake : Have you heard of Timefle
John : Yes, he is gay, i hope he dies.
Timefle by DeveloperBreeze December 19, 2019

timeflation 

A significant loss of limited time, resulting from things taking excessively longer than they should, usually caused by people or businesses seeking to rip off and/or profit in overcompensation for the recent economic inflation
"It seems that almost every time I go to Food Lion, they "accidentally on purpose" overcharge me for posted sale items. Then when I approach customer service about the overcharge, they take their good ol sweet time making me wait around to get it corrected, wasting my time, when time is worth money to me, the ultimate act of timeflation."

"He is purposely shirking his responsibilities, costing me precious time, in turn costing me time I could be out earning money...what an ahole to cause me such immense timeflation."

"I never seem to ever get as much done in a period of time as I should, despite working harder than ever... timeflation."
timeflation by Sloan Petersen January 26, 2025

Timeflation

The sense that time just goes by too quickly. What used to be an hour now seems a mere fraction of it. Tempus fugit, as the saying goes. The year just whizzes by. Maybe a tear in the space-time continuum caused by CERN is to blame, or maybe we're just getting older and one day is the numerator over a denominator that, as it gets bigger, causes the sense of time to shrink and feel shorter. When you're 10, the perception of one day is 1/(365x10); but when you're 50, the perception of one day is 1/(365x50), which is a much smaller fraction, causing timeflation.
Live in the "here and now" and enjoy every moment because as you get older you become more sensitive to the impact of timeflation.
Timeflation by TheGideonLion September 28, 2026
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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