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timez is a person that sucks dick for fifa points
Timez by Heokakaowoww September 22, 2017
An inside out penis the hangs a little
That kid over there has a timez
Timez by Jesus3213 June 19, 2008

timez-one 

When two distant objects perpendicularly come together to join up and flow parallel with each other for a while. Can be referred to as twin flames. Not meant to travel at the same time but get interconnected for reasons unknown. All things will be revealed in the end. Mental clarity.
Woah, did you see those two trains, I thought they were going to collide but instead they timez-oned together and chugged on the same track!
timez-one by Melarchie June 23, 2023

End of Timez 

A Song Written By Sketch A Peaze that tells of the end of human civilization as and the Day of Judgement.

The End of the World as we know it as

the Apocalypse of Humanity and the Armageddon of The World.
Person 1: Hey That Sketch A Peaze Song is Deep Bro Called End of Timez
Person 2: Yeah Bro it's Something to Think About Everyday.

Person 1: Definitely Indeed Bro Something Real Wake Up Out of The Matrix Song Right There Bro.
End of Timez by I.S Akbar February 3, 2022

big timez 

Its like when u had a great time in your life, for you example when you got a prize cuz u made(copied)your homework and got big grades :)
I had some big timez at mike's party...cool
big timez by vRom November 4, 2007

Christmas TimeZ 

hey mother fucker! So today is the day that fucking holy guy was born, right?

Jay: My girlfriend says that christmas is a crock'a shit cos' nowhere in the bible does it say that the big man was born on December 25th... It's also a time to be drunk and merry!

Toekzy; yeah... thats cool i guess... alright kids, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret..READY?

Jay: i'm a herion addict, i'll probly be your next president... WAAOOOWW!!
oh boy, i can't wait til next year..04 bitches
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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