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Tilldo
Man, that Jimmy Page has a Tilldo!
Tillion
Tillion by dddoooolllllllll December 7, 2006
Tillow
Tillow by Olga Pervloski October 16, 2008
Tildo
Tildo by urban Ninja2 August 4, 2009
Tillsonburg
A terrible town in Southwestern Ontario known for tobacco, a solitary hooker, three hobos and a Wal-Mart. Not somewhere to visit, or drive through.
P1: What did you do today?
P2: I got my girlfriend pregnant and smoked some crack. Then I took the bitch to Coffee Culture to make her shut up.
P1: Yeah that's what I did too, because we're from Tillsonburg.
P2: I got my girlfriend pregnant and smoked some crack. Then I took the bitch to Coffee Culture to make her shut up.
P1: Yeah that's what I did too, because we're from Tillsonburg.
Tillsonburg by mikey1988 May 23, 2008
Tillsonburg
A town run by teenagers, farmers and drug addicts.
A teenagers paradise. Many people bitch about how shitty it is. There isn't really much to do in this town but screw around and get drunk. A lot of fun activities can be found in nearby towns. Parties are common. It's really a typical small town, only without the racism and discrimination. A large percentage of the population is mentally or physically handicap due to the large number of group homes.
Social classes are largely divided by wealth and leisure activities.
Only has one high school, which is pretty awesome to attend in my opinion. The secondary school is hurt with little to no freedom.
This town is definitely the last place you want to be if you don't get along with all sorts of people.
A teenagers paradise. Many people bitch about how shitty it is. There isn't really much to do in this town but screw around and get drunk. A lot of fun activities can be found in nearby towns. Parties are common. It's really a typical small town, only without the racism and discrimination. A large percentage of the population is mentally or physically handicap due to the large number of group homes.
Social classes are largely divided by wealth and leisure activities.
Only has one high school, which is pretty awesome to attend in my opinion. The secondary school is hurt with little to no freedom.
This town is definitely the last place you want to be if you don't get along with all sorts of people.
Till-son-boig-uh guido: "Joizy shoie on 2naightttt wut"
Tilly-bee gangsta: " I smoke 1/4lb per day err-day"
Tillsonburg old-folk:" you dang kids stop loitering near my shop or i'll call the telephone company and they will take you away in the choo-choo-train of justice."
Tilly-bee gangsta: " I smoke 1/4lb per day err-day"
Tillsonburg old-folk:" you dang kids stop loitering near my shop or i'll call the telephone company and they will take you away in the choo-choo-train of justice."
Tillsonburg by Seriously serious September 26, 2010
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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