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Tillbilly 

Tilbury, a small town east of Windsor Ontario.
People from there are out numbered by farm animals 5-1.
Majority are fluent in French and English.
Major politics of late have been a council vote on the legality of driving a golf carts on municipal roads, that was deadlocked then denied.
People refer to them as "Tillbillies"
"Wow, that couple that just got married are 1st cousins". "They must be from Tillbilly.
"If you see a cow, tractor or golf cart at a school, the owner must be a Tillbilly.
"Did you get your special license now that you moved to Tillbilly"?
Tillbilly by Scary1 June 28, 2013

hillbilly c section 

Another way to say stab or get cut by a knife, broken bottle or a different sharp weapon in a fight. Generally said when someone gets stabbed in the stomach or gut, hence the reference to C-Section.
Tom and Brad got in a fight at the bar last night and brad gave tom a hillbilly c section with a nigga knife after smashing his beer bottle against the bar counter

Watch out or else ill give you a hillbilly c section with this bottle nigga
hillbilly c section by shlubster February 22, 2014

Hillbilly brandy

Moonshine distilled with much fruit and aged.
The hillbilly brandy was from the McCrory brothers down the lane by the trace.
Hillbilly brandy by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Hillbilly Highball 

A mix of crack, bath salts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s.
Steve “life’s just so boring last night I watch ballers and did a mix of crack, bathsalts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s”

Sponsor: “ohh you fell of the deep end and did a hillbilly highball”
Hillbilly Highball by Milkycunt69 January 27, 2019

Hillbilly champagne 

White Lightning moonshine made with fruit flavors, popular for celebration.
The McCrory wedding featured all the peach and cherry hillbilly champagne you could drink! YEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAW!!!

Afternoon Hillbilly 

Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.
Holy fuck Jerry put on an afternoon hillbilly today and beat his bitch right before CSI came on.