Tiksquatters

A genre of social media content creators, typically fitness influencers, who flood your algorithm with thirst-trap squat videos and vacuous motivational captions, often against a backdrop of gym mirrors, bad techno, and suspiciously consistent lighting.

“My Instagram feed used to be books and dogs. Now it’s just Tiksquatters doing lunges in slow motion.”
“Blame the lizard brain, mate. It clocked one glute and now the algorithm’s gone feral.”