When Chad Knaus asks Jimmie Johnson what he's doing "down there" in a Kobalt Tools commercial, Jimmie Johnson answers "tight fitting" It's a synonym for anal sex.
An unfortunate inherited "legacy" which cause many of the descendants to be heavy-statured, whether they try to live healthfully or not.
(From an old Snuffy Smith cartoon) Elviney: I am soooo envious of that woman down the street --- she gets a brand-new dress every week!
Loweezy: Oh, no worries, darlin' --- that's only 'cuz she goes up another DRESS SIZE every week! It's those dad-blamed tight-fittin' genes!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).