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nickle tickle pickle 

pay a nickel for someone to tickle your pickle (penis)
Guy: "Nickle tickle pickle!"
Girl: "Ok!"

chinese tickle pickle 

When someone looks up something you have no idea what it is on the internet and the person plays it off like he didn't know what he was doing.
Warren: Marcus what is Chinese tickle pickle and why is it on your search history

Marcus: I dont know I think I tapped in it on accident

Tickle Pickle 

A typical game played by males; aggressively tickling each others' penises. The winner is the person who makes another ejaculate the quickest. This game is a game that dates back generations created by Jit.
Jit: Hey Guys! Wanna play tickle pickle?
Followers: Sure!
** 3 hours later **
Rishi: I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER!!! JIT DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!!!
** ejaculation occurs **
Jit: I won!
** Swallows all the sperm and celebrates **
Tickle Pickle by LORD JIT May 20, 2016

Tickle pickle tipson 

Therapy where you tickle Dominic Shoftstall's pickle for a nickel. This therapy is physical therapy. Known to work the best when your name is "Herbert the pervert" or "Chester the Child Molester"
Madden : dude how r u feeling today?
Chester : Bro I'm feeling rough, I think I need some tickle pickle tipson therapy.

Tickle Pickle 

Ok well it is when the female or male takes his/her tongue and like up and down the males penis and almost tickles it.
Whoa man, last night was awesome Michellers tickled my pickle! Whoa it was totally Tickle Pickle from her! Shes such an asian Whore!
Tickle Pickle by John~! February 15, 2009

Tickle Pickle 

The Fondling of one's penis
You want a knuckle sandwhich or a tickle pickle?
Tickle Pickle by minitaur fatass February 21, 2009
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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