chocolategrape's definitions

cilf

cracker (white person) i'd like to fuck

that girl is such a cilf!

by chocolategrape February 25, 2008

happy place

the place where you go when you masturbate

"I'm going to my happy place!"

by chocolategrape March 1, 2008

hoe bag fag

technically, i guess it means a gay whore, but its really just used as a general insult.

You're such a hoe bag fag, go die.

by chocolategrape March 3, 2008

nickle tickle pickle

pay a nickel for someone to tickle your pickle (penis)

Guy: "Nickle tickle pickle!"
Girl: "Ok!"

by chocolategrape March 4, 2008

nutella

a black or dark (not necesarily african-american) person who has a threesome with two other white people... the white people are the bread.
see wonder bread

C. made a nutella sandwich with S. and F. on Saturday night!

by chocolategrape March 3, 2008

i wanna vaccuum

if you say it silently, it looks like you're saying "i wanna fuck you"

Person 1 (silently): I wanna vaccuum.
Person 2: Whaaaaaattt??????

by chocolategrape March 11, 2008

awkward silence turtle

A turtle that you make with your hands by putting one on top of the other (palms down) and your thumbs are its arms. You use it when there is an awkward silence.

"You're a retard."
"Huh?"
*awkward silence turtle*

by chocolategrape March 3, 2008