Thwrong

When getting dressed, putting your thong on backwards.

When I looked in the mirror I cracked up laughing when I saw I was wearing a thwrong.

by Idontdothongs December 3, 2011

the throngler

A powerful blade, feared by all. The Throngler is a might blade, forged from the strongest throngonium that the universe could supply. Those unfortunate enough to be on the reciving end of The Throngler become throngled, a state of being in intense pain, and completely paralyzed.

Dark King Grûtmore's Edge of Annihilation implies other Dark Kings with other Edges of Annihilation, but there is only one way to get throngled.

the throngler is a weapon of mass destruction

by fallengard March 3, 2022

throngler

A being of immense power that possesses the ability to throngle

The Throngler has claimed another victim

by M0RAY April 23, 2023

throngled

The act of chocking or strangling using a large phallic object of some sort.

"We were getting dirty last night and he throngled me because 'I wouldn't shut the fucking up.' My throat is still scarred..."

by serialthrongler January 7, 2016

Throngled

a state of being in intense pain, and completely paralyzed.

He could not move after being viciously throngled

by That guy from that place that March 6, 2022

bong throng

A number of people that seem to suddenly appear out of nowhere whenever you've recently purchased some good marijuana.

Just minutes after Grant scored some weed, a bong throng showed up at his house looking to hit that shit for free.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

The Throngler

The Throngler is a mythical and ruthless entity who chooses to present itself as a stone statue, It stands in between 6'0 - 7'0 inches, or 182 - 213 cm in height. It is said to possess many abilities such as matter manipulation, unlimited strength, unlimited speed, teleportation, reality hopping, telekinesis, omnipresence, perfect precision, immortality, precognition, shapeshifting, telepathy, time travel, extreme healing factor, flight, touch of death, gravity control, memory erasure, mind control, indestructibility, The Throngler is worshipped by a Cult known as The Thronglists, who await his arrival so that he can put an end to the "filth" who "plague" the planet (rumored to be Humans), The Throngler is mainly spoken about in a Turkish town known as Akyaka.

Have you heard about The Throngler?!

Yeah, Scary stuff.

by AkyakaDweller June 21, 2023