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Throngle 

Originating from the Throngler, to throngle can have several meanings that are context-dependent, a few of which are;
Verb: To beat, attack, or otherwise "rough up" in a particularly brutal fashion that defies convention
Adjective: 1. Being particularly and unnecessarily vicious, typically in an unorthodox way

2. One who is deceitful or aggressive to deliberately sow chaos
My friend throngled me yesterday, I don't know if I can keep hanging out with someone who's such a throngle.
Throngle by Qak June 23, 2023
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throngle 

1. something really really bad

2. sexually: the act of throngling someone’s thongle. Can also be used to describe a dongling of thongles or a dongle thongle.
“Bro.. did you just throngle me..?”
“In approximately 12.3 seconds, the entire city will be throngled!”
throngle by okayxairen October 16, 2023

Throngle 

A slang term for a psycho pathic isolationist.
My friend Jeff was murdered by a Throngle.
Throngle by Thronggiculous November 15, 2020

Throngle 

To partake in the act of performing a whimsical and silly dance for a random bystander, then abruptly stopping and grabbing said person by the shoulders, then beginning to violently shake them while screaming loudly in a high pitched tone, and ending off the action by doing things incomprehensible to the human mind towards the victim.
Person 1: Dude.. Somebody said I'm gonna get throngled tomorrow.
Person 2: May the people have mercy on your soul, because on that day, the gods will fall with you.
Throngle by ihaveurbandictionary1 November 17, 2023

Throngle 

Also known as Throngling, it is simply put as a very heinous crime. It should not be done by anyone and is punishable of a life sentence in prison.
Hey Adam, why are you throngling? You know I can arrest you for that! You cannot not throngle here!
Throngle by grandpaturtle199 November 18, 2023

Throngle 

To be strangled or molliwopped by another grown man.
You seen Jacob? Last I heard someone said they were gonna throngle him. I haven’t seen him for a month. Yeah they found him in Ohio…and Michigan…and Indiana…
Throngle by KillerHippie January 22, 2024

the throngler 

A powerful blade, feared by all. The Throngler is a might blade, forged from the strongest throngonium that the universe could supply. Those unfortunate enough to be on the reciving end of The Throngler become throngled, a state of being in intense pain, and completely paralyzed.
Dark King Grûtmore's Edge of Annihilation implies other Dark Kings with other Edges of Annihilation, but there is only one way to get throngled.

the throngler is a weapon of mass destruction
the throngler by fallengard March 3, 2022
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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