Throngle

Originating from the Throngler, to throngle can have several meanings that are context-dependent, a few of which are;
Verb: To beat, attack, or otherwise "rough up" in a particularly brutal fashion that defies convention
Adjective: 1. Being particularly and unnecessarily vicious, typically in an unorthodox way

2. One who is deceitful or aggressive to deliberately sow chaos

My friend throngled me yesterday, I don't know if I can keep hanging out with someone who's such a throngle.

by Qak June 23, 2023

throngle

1. something really really bad

2. sexually: the act of throngling someone’s thongle. Can also be used to describe a dongling of thongles or a dongle thongle.

“Bro.. did you just throngle me..?”
“In approximately 12.3 seconds, the entire city will be throngled!”

by okayxairen October 16, 2023

Throngle

A slang term for a psycho pathic isolationist.

My friend Jeff was murdered by a Throngle.

by Thronggiculous November 15, 2020

Throngle

To be strangled or molliwopped by another grown man.

You seen Jacob? Last I heard someone said they were gonna throngle him. I haven’t seen him for a month. Yeah they found him in Ohio…and Michigan…and Indiana…

by KillerHippie January 22, 2024

Throngle

To partake in the act of performing a whimsical and silly dance for a random bystander, then abruptly stopping and grabbing said person by the shoulders, then beginning to violently shake them while screaming loudly in a high pitched tone, and ending off the action by doing things incomprehensible to the human mind towards the victim.

Person 1: Dude.. Somebody said I'm gonna get throngled tomorrow.
Person 2: May the people have mercy on your soul, because on that day, the gods will fall with you.

by ihaveurbandictionary1 November 17, 2023

Throngle

Also known as Throngling, it is simply put as a very heinous crime. It should not be done by anyone and is punishable of a life sentence in prison.

Hey Adam, why are you throngling? You know I can arrest you for that! You cannot not throngle here!

by grandpaturtle199 November 18, 2023

the throngler

A powerful blade, feared by all. The Throngler is a might blade, forged from the strongest throngonium that the universe could supply. Those unfortunate enough to be on the reciving end of The Throngler become throngled, a state of being in intense pain, and completely paralyzed.

Dark King Grûtmore's Edge of Annihilation implies other Dark Kings with other Edges of Annihilation, but there is only one way to get throngled.

the throngler is a weapon of mass destruction

by fallengard March 3, 2022