thwargle 

A not so great poop. Similar to a gorgle, a fecal deposit that is neither relieving nor refreshing. A rather unpleasant experience.

I went to the bathroom and excreted a thwargle. Now my day is ruined.

thwargle by Willful-Ignorance August 17, 2020

Thwargle 

The tiny hair of a peach.

Man, this peach has more thwargles than usual.

Thwargle by Thwargle January 9, 2022

Thwargen 

A tribal people of the 7.5th dimension with fuzzy purple mustaches and big feet who partake in crazy antics and other shenanigans.

Oh, those crazy Thwargen, you never know what they're gonna do next!

Thwargen by 17 Jackson May 22, 2009

Thwaggle 

When your so busy thinking about something your brain bridges the gap between 2 ideas, by corrupting them into connecting or literally combing the 2 ideas together, even if 1 idea has no relation or business being in your messy cognition.

Larry: Forgive me if I am late, I forgot that 11 o'clock exists, but I'm here now!

Dave: E- excuse me? How did you forget 11 o'clock existd?

Larry: So basically, my brain was thinking of like words, you know, nine, ten, yatta yatta, but then i thought after ten the whole peredeim shifted, like with the teen numbers, and so i knew twelve was important time so... My brain kind of thwaggled my thoughts, and thats why im late.

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Dave: Larry, What the fuck are you talking about

Larry: ...So uh, Profits this quarter ey? Looking good!

Dave: We're the ethics team...

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Thwaggle by Alithonym December 28, 2024